You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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