The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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