So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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