i may or may not be watching the land before time
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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