im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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