all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
