I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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