As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I will be naked everywhere
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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