duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You took a bar mat shot.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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