Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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