I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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