But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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