found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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