It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
