What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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