What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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