So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sext me about skeletons
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Randomize
