I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
false alarm. still invincible.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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