Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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