she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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