So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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