doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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