So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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