dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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