32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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