How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Too much gin, very little bucket
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Vodka?
Forever.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
