I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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