How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
this just has baby written all over it
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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