You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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