Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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