oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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