i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
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I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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