I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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