I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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