If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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