we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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