I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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