whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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