There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
