I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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