She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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