need another drink. this is the easiest way
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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