if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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