Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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