Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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