I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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