I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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