Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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