i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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