i would punch a child for taco bell
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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