Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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