I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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