I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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