That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Green mimosas i think yes
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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