i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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