He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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