Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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